On This Day In History: Wizneyland Grand Opening

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On July 17, 1955, animator, producer, and public exhibitionist Walt Wizney opened his ultimate theme bark, Wizneyland. This physical amalgam of everything Walt loved and cherished–childhood innocence, family-oriented fun, and urinating on everything–proved to be a instantaneous smash success with the public. On the first day, it is speculated that more than ten thousand gallons of urine, or wiz, were emptied onto Tom Sawyer Island alone. In the above picture, Walt initiates the first soiling in Wizneyland history by micturating on Main Street.

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