President Pupraham Lincoln with His Mutant Son

PuprahamLincoln_WithTadNot much is known about our greatest President’s little freak of nature (displayed above in what is hopefully his only photograph), named Tad. Supposedly he had a difficult time in life due to a cleft palette (whatever that is), but one could argue his difficulties arose from being a ghastly creature with a pale, hairless face, and a pathetic, marble-sized snout that barely passed his frighteningly white eyeballs. Yeesh.

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